Carcino-wienie Pizza

Today was begining to just seem like any other average day through my shift at the Mart. As usual it was filled with idiots, assholes, rednecks, and a few good people although the latter was quite sparingly. I met up with "Frank" for lunch, which is always fun, got a 70 cent raise, moved packages around, and did a whole lot of nothing from 9-5.

Upon arriving back home, I was pleased to find "George" up and moving, she was even working! So natuarally I believed I was going to get to spend some time with her today. I had spent more time with "Frank" during our lunch together then I had spent with "George" the last few days due to her illness. However, as usual, when I'm certain of something happening it never ends up happening. I wasn't all too happy, but oh well, I got over it and got to spend a half and hour talking to her, though she liked to watch the damn tv, but it was nice to be with her never-the-less.

Seeing as the twins, "Frank" and "George", own and operate a video rental store thing they usually get the new movies in a day early. Dawn of the Dead comes out tomorrow, well rather today, and they had it in early! YAY! So I got the opportunity to watch it early! However, "Mickey" and I watched White Chicks instead. IT'S FUCKIN' HILARIOUS! Seriously, watch it, it's great. We made some nasty pizza after the movie. Now this pizza was a frozen premade one, but it tasted of ASS, so we put hotdogs on it whilst we baked it. But before we could put the hotdogs upon the pizza, we had to thaw them. I nuked them in the microwave IN their plastic wrapper creating cancer-dogs. TASTY! Then we proceded to have a wiener war with the remaining carcino-wienies, I won. That was pretty much my night, fun eh? INDEED BITCHES!