Chocolate Milk and Bees Please

So today was my first day back to work after taking my vacation. It's cold, wet, and miserable out, but the only bad thing was that the clock was taking it's sweet ass time to move ahead. Well, that was the only bad thing until about an hour ago. I, deciding it was too wet to be wearing my favorite shoes went out to my car to change into my "cart bitch" shoes. Upon arriving at my car I noticed the chocolate milk I had been drinking on the way to work. Seeing as it was fairly cold out, the milk was still cold and I decided to indulge. Bad idea..........unknownst to me at the time, a bee had decided to take a dip in my milk. Now bees and I don't get along very well at all, and I assume that when he noticed he was about to take a one way trip to my stomach he stung my lip. I really don't blame him, however I am allergic to bees and I was 20 minutes away from home. My lip swelled to the size of Rhode Island, now it's more like a huge tumor v_v;;. So I got sent home.....with 9+ hours left until I can see "George".......life sometimes just needs to take a shit on your head, granted I'm glad I'm not worse off. Now, seeing as the bee stung the inside of my lip, I swallowed the little poison sack thingy, and now I think I'm going to go make myself vomit to try and ease the pain........I'll let ya know how it goes.