The Female Persona and Taco Bell

Today I got to hang out with a good friend of mine who had been away at college for a few months. "Barney", which believe it or not is his actual nickname, has always been one to look for the humor in things. So albeit tonight was full of "sexual trout", "dingleberry scissors", and male homoeroticism, there was some serious conversation. Senor "Barney" has been having girl troubles, and when he confronted female friends he always go an expected answer, so tonight "Mickey" and I were posed to possibly deliver an answer to his plight, we failed. However, during this time not only did we decide we're assholes, but females can be compared to food. Our food of choice.....Taco Bell. However I won't go into detail, other then saying my "food" of choice is a soft taco with fire sauce, and I will let you, the reader, figure out who that is. Anyways, "Frank" is in a similar plight as "Barney", with the number of possibilities, plus I annoyed the shit out of her. I offer my deepest apologies to you "Frank", you may hit me at will next time I see you. Disclaimer: Offer is only valid up until 12 hours from time of post, after which all priviledges will be forfeited and any action taken post deadline will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Now, I must sleep...............