Introductions and an apocalyptic Ranting Orgy

I know I'm posting a lot today, but trust me it will make up for when I "die". Probally from some drug I've never done or the "clap" I'll get when I go to some strange country and hire a hooker. I have two additional members to my little "hell in HTML", "Suzy Lee", whom has never made an appearance in my posts and following the name pattern, happens to be a guy, and "Frank". "Mickey" has yet to show signs of life, sadly enough.
"Frank" saved me today. I went to get gas thinking I had $26, so I decided to put 6 in. Well, little did I know, but my twenty decided to FUCKIN WALK OUT ON MY ASS, leaving me with 6. I wasn't really paying attention to the gas meter and noticed that I was going passed 6 dollars, it ended on 6.73. So with 6 dollars and three pennies to my name, I was fucked like a gay man in federal prison. Luckily "Frank" was kind enough to come to the gas station and help my poor ass out.