Sunday, October 31, 2004

Making Babies and Russian Roulette

As usual, my brain is full of it's own little quirks. Though, I'm unsure if its little exercise in thought today was brought on by lack of sleep or insanity, but here it goes. At one point while working in Lay-away with "Suzy Lee" today I began to think about the obnoxious amount of stupid people in the world today. Now I firmly believe that if one was to come up with an ratio of semi-smart people and above to complete morons, it would be something like 1:5. How are so many stupid people brought into the world you may ask? My answer is simple, 80% of sperm lack the genetics for a brain. It's the only logical explanation! What if I stupid person is procreating? The percentage of brain-dead sperm goes up in correspondence to the IQ of said "fucking idiot". Now the average IQ for a normal person is around 70, I believe, so they have a 30% chance of having an intelligent child and so-on-and-so-forth.

Now you may be wondering about the female side of the stupidity-complex that racks our world, this one is easier to explain. If two stupid people are fucking each other then they're going to have a fucking moron for a kid, 99% of the time. Now they guy can be a complete idiot and the girl have some brains, this is where we get our lack of fucking commonsense but they have booksmarts kids, or vice-versa. Now there is always the chance for a miracle and problems of nature, but that's the general theory that went through my head. Like it or not I don't care.

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