The Mystery of the CHAIR

So about a week ago I find myself at home before the early hours in the morning. As I make my way towards my house, my parent loving as they are make me park my car all the way off in the side yard, I notice a reclkiner type chair in my front lawn. NOw had I not been alerted to this new fad of chairing someone as a prank, it's been done to others believe it or not.I woulda been a little confused. Now the chair, albeit dirty and reeking of shat, was nice and rather comfortable. So I brought it up to my room and it sa there, in the middle of everything for a week, untill ic leaned my room. Now this chair, is my computer chair! However, who gave me this nice computer chair? I say lawn gnomes....that or the emus that live in the closet, but I doubt it was them, they're not nice. So this was a pretty pointless post, so I'm going to go punish myself with more mountain dew........