The Return of Asshat
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After spending a quiet evening with "George" I return home from her house to find her cell phone lying on my bookcase. Now, this in itself is not a big deal, hell, the thing I'm making a big deal out of is probaly not that big of a deal. However, I really dislike him, it's 12 fuckin' 30 in the morning and he's calling "George's" cell phone. I, more then likely, would have probaly fumed over this for about 5 minutes had my evening with "George" not been so wonderful. So much to the point that I really didn't want to take her home, I wanted to hold her all night. And her wanting the same thing made it that much harder to do the "responsible" thing. Back to "Asshat". I no longer really fear him stealing her, I just don't like him -____-.....not one bit, nada, zip, wanna stab him with a twizzler.
I really don't appose to "George" having guy friends, I mean it's just a fact of life. However, I do have somewhat of a jealousy issue when it comes to guys I don't know that "joke" about her leaving me for him. Maybe I'm just an asshole, I don't know......*sigh* Please comment on this, I'm sure I'm just overreacting, infact I know I am. But that still doesn't change the fact that I want to stab him with a twizzler................
After spending a quiet evening with "George" I return home from her house to find her cell phone lying on my bookcase. Now, this in itself is not a big deal, hell, the thing I'm making a big deal out of is probaly not that big of a deal. However, I really dislike him, it's 12 fuckin' 30 in the morning and he's calling "George's" cell phone. I, more then likely, would have probaly fumed over this for about 5 minutes had my evening with "George" not been so wonderful. So much to the point that I really didn't want to take her home, I wanted to hold her all night. And her wanting the same thing made it that much harder to do the "responsible" thing. Back to "Asshat". I no longer really fear him stealing her, I just don't like him -____-.....not one bit, nada, zip, wanna stab him with a twizzler.
I really don't appose to "George" having guy friends, I mean it's just a fact of life. However, I do have somewhat of a jealousy issue when it comes to guys I don't know that "joke" about her leaving me for him. Maybe I'm just an asshole, I don't know......*sigh* Please comment on this, I'm sure I'm just overreacting, infact I know I am. But that still doesn't change the fact that I want to stab him with a twizzler................
posted by Betty at 1:30 AM
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1 Comments:
"Betty" buddy ole pal. From what I see between you and "George" and what you have writen. You got absoultly nothing to worry about. Now for my advice
JOKE: Run him down with Bitchtits Tracker and kick him in the grill. Then laugh madly while you drive away.
NON-JOKE: Confront him and tell him to stop joking about her relationship with you. Tell him you and "George" don't like and want him to stop. Even have "George" say it too.
Murphy aka S Mac
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