The Ass-things.....They Surround Me

In the days following my last post I have learned many things. Don't go to IHOP on your break, well don't get caught at least, and don't using alcohol ancne pads right after you shave. However out of all of these important life lessons I learned something far supieror to anything that could be taught in school. I'm surrounded by "Ass-things".

Already you know of one "ass-thing", "Ass-hat", but there are two others you should be aware of. "Ultra-ass", my father, and "Fat-ass", the Wal-mart store manager. Now these two Asses have something in common with one another, they both dislike me and I dislike them both. Also I have to see both of them for a better part of my day, usually. I don't consider this a good thing. And the only ways I devise on lessening my interactions with them involve murder and/or getting fired. Niether of which are a possibility at the moment or ever for that matter. So as usual when I find myself in a icky situation, I'm shit out of luck.

On a positive note, I had a decent weekend. It would have been a great one if I had not been caught taking a long break at work. I was invited to "Help train the IHOP associates" and eat free with 2 guests. I only brought one and together we ordered $33 worth of food. Over $22 of the bill was mine. Upon returing to work I proceeded to get introuble by "Fat-Ass-Turkey-Tom", which I can say I deserved. However I do dislike being called I liar when I'm not lying, which is actually the easiest way to see if I'm lying or not. But I got to see the Incredibles wth "George" on Friday, it was a pretty entertaining movie. On Saturday "Suzy Lee", "Frank", "George", and I went to see Shaun of the Dead. FUCKIN' A IT ROCKED AND ROLLED all night long sweet Suzy. See it, it's cinema-sex. That was pretty much it....for the weekend. I'll let you in on what happend today some other time, like when I'm not pissed about it. Stupid fucking Lay-away associates losing shit......GAHH