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I want my damn caramel apple crepes and caramel banana-nut french toast you stupid IHOP slave! But can I get those? NO.....what the hell, stupid fucking people seem attracted to my glorious presence. Well, only because I am their king of course. But "Mickey" and I went to IHOP tonight to enjoy some fine breakfasty dining at 10pm. Out Waitress "I'm Old and 99% of My Face is Covered in Make-up" was an idiot. I couldn't get what I wanted, and then she f'd up my order. I wanted to stab her, with a spoon. However during IHOP "Mickey" recieved a phone call. This is where you, the reader ooooooh and ahhhhhh. But it was a random person and we knew nothing of them other then something about a blowjob. I'm sure "Mickey" will let you know all about the conversation. Anyways, I'm tired...off to bed, or something, I go.