A Swift Kick to the Nuts, It Does a Body Good

Well for the last few days, I've felt like shit. I called into work, and I'm sure they're not happy about it. Actually my boss and another co-worker gave me shit. Hell, the latter hung up on me, she just was all GAHHHH. I whimpered like a small child afterward. I didn't know getting sick made me a bad person. So yesterday I just sat around the house, listening to small children be as annoying as they can be.

Which brings me to today. I got my nuts served straight up my throat in soccer. Why was I playing soccer when I'm "sick" you may ask? Because if I didn't my team would have had to forfeit and pay a $50 fine. Being as my dad is the coach, I opted to play. So during this game I had the shit beat out of me, which is fine, I wasn't being nice myself. However, the real winner comes from a swift kick to my nuts. Imagine these next few sentences, if you can. A guy dribbling a soccer ball down the field towards you goal. No defenders on him and he has an open shot, however if you're fast enough you can make it there to stop a potential goal. You sprint towards the guys get in front of him just as he rears back to kick. He shoots the ball, ball hits you followed by the kicks follow-through right to your nuts. You fall, tears streaming, are escorted off of the field. You sit in the fetal position for awhile to regain your nerves, go to the bathroom, piss blood and notice a shoe mark on your groin. Man it feels good, doesn't it? On top of that, my team played like shit, I feel worse, and my mom is making me go to the doctor either Tuesday or tomorrow.

Now on to the brighter side of things. I am happy to say that I'm able to play almost any pre-next-gen system on my Xbox. OH THE FUCKIN' LOVE!!!! Also, I got a Nintendo DS, it owns, buy one....NOW....goooodnessssssss........................such...goooodnesss. Anyways, I'm off to find some N64 roms, so if you know of any sites with them, leave a comment.