I Wrote This After I Shat
Well it's been awhile since I"ve posted, mainly because I'm a dumbass. For those of me who don't immediately agree with me on this, allow me to explain myself. I nearly blinded myself with my contacts. *GASP* Basically I just had holes(I.E. Ulcers) and I had rubbed the cornea raw and distorted it. Then my other eye said "Fuck you too" and went crazy. So I ended up having to wear an eye patch for a few days and I"m now confined to glasses. Hence I haven't been on here in awhile CUZ I WAS BLIND............................my bitches.
Anyways I had a kick ass week for the most part. I went snowboarding with "Mickey", Barney, and Bitchtits. It was awesome and we ended up spending the rest of the night/morning at "Butch's" in the pool at hottub until 4 am. The next day I went blind! YAY!
Have you ever noticed that if you talk about sex with a group of people then the conversation usually flows into politics? Well while we were in the hottub or conversation went from sex, to politics, to sex, and then to religion. This was over a span of about 3 hours, outside in freezing temperatures and snow..........in a fuckin' hottub. It was fun, our hair froze.
So while I was blind not a whole lot happend. I got new glasses and I was babied by "George" the entire time. I even "listened" to a movie. I definately feel for blind people now, and my few days of this were nothing compared to what they live through.
I hope everyone had fun on New Year's Eve, I did, for the most part. My eyes were being kinda okay up until I got chlorine in them and was out out of commission. But before that it was pretty fun. "Mickey" and I put on girl's shorts aand stuffed them and ran around the pool and goofed off alot. We watched some movies and such and "George" and I slept until about 3am. After arriving home shortly thereafter I found out my Dad's mother died. What a New Year to wake up to for him. Not that I don't still think he's an ass, I just feel bad for him. So when I finally got out fo bed at noon today, I went downstairs to his near entire side of the family conjugated in our little frontroom. I, not knowing them very well(I didn't grow up with any of them) small talked and then ran to "George" to go shoe shopping. Someone stole her shoes at the party. That's pretty fucked up. I let her wear mine as we left last night and i wnet barefoot, then she wore my shoes to the mall today....size freaking 12 on a 5 foot 3 girl!! I laughed alot, but it was fun,
We saw Finding Neverland today, it was probally one of the best movies I've ever seen. Though I can't believe over half of the theatre was crying after the movie. It was really freakin' good though. Afterwards we watched Garden State at her house which was an enjoyable movie as well and then I told stories apparently. I wasn't trying to tell stories, I was trying to convey how much she means to me. I guess in a way I did though anyways, but I just described us from the begining. It was fun and I was suprised how much I could remember. Hell I can remember the pants she wore the first time we ever went out yet I can't ever remember what I did yesterday. Maybe one of these days I'll write about it, think of it as an ode to Barney's sob story from his blog. Then I talked to her mom for awhile, well for over a half an hour before I left about everything from death in the family to giving birth, it was definately odd. Anyways I'm tired of typing so I'm stopping. See ay guys later.
Anyways I had a kick ass week for the most part. I went snowboarding with "Mickey", Barney, and Bitchtits. It was awesome and we ended up spending the rest of the night/morning at "Butch's" in the pool at hottub until 4 am. The next day I went blind! YAY!
Have you ever noticed that if you talk about sex with a group of people then the conversation usually flows into politics? Well while we were in the hottub or conversation went from sex, to politics, to sex, and then to religion. This was over a span of about 3 hours, outside in freezing temperatures and snow..........in a fuckin' hottub. It was fun, our hair froze.
So while I was blind not a whole lot happend. I got new glasses and I was babied by "George" the entire time. I even "listened" to a movie. I definately feel for blind people now, and my few days of this were nothing compared to what they live through.
I hope everyone had fun on New Year's Eve, I did, for the most part. My eyes were being kinda okay up until I got chlorine in them and was out out of commission. But before that it was pretty fun. "Mickey" and I put on girl's shorts aand stuffed them and ran around the pool and goofed off alot. We watched some movies and such and "George" and I slept until about 3am. After arriving home shortly thereafter I found out my Dad's mother died. What a New Year to wake up to for him. Not that I don't still think he's an ass, I just feel bad for him. So when I finally got out fo bed at noon today, I went downstairs to his near entire side of the family conjugated in our little frontroom. I, not knowing them very well(I didn't grow up with any of them) small talked and then ran to "George" to go shoe shopping. Someone stole her shoes at the party. That's pretty fucked up. I let her wear mine as we left last night and i wnet barefoot, then she wore my shoes to the mall today....size freaking 12 on a 5 foot 3 girl!! I laughed alot, but it was fun,
We saw Finding Neverland today, it was probally one of the best movies I've ever seen. Though I can't believe over half of the theatre was crying after the movie. It was really freakin' good though. Afterwards we watched Garden State at her house which was an enjoyable movie as well and then I told stories apparently. I wasn't trying to tell stories, I was trying to convey how much she means to me. I guess in a way I did though anyways, but I just described us from the begining. It was fun and I was suprised how much I could remember. Hell I can remember the pants she wore the first time we ever went out yet I can't ever remember what I did yesterday. Maybe one of these days I'll write about it, think of it as an ode to Barney's sob story from his blog. Then I talked to her mom for awhile, well for over a half an hour before I left about everything from death in the family to giving birth, it was definately odd. Anyways I'm tired of typing so I'm stopping. See ay guys later.
1 Comments:
WHAT. george had her shoes stolen? Why did you not say a thing. it's a weird thing to happen with suchj a freaking close group of people. strange crap.
--molly
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