And the Corndogs..THEY COME IN THE NIGHT!

Lately I've been eating alot of corndogs. I think it has something to do with my sexual libido. Seriously! They aren't even that good! Have you ever eaten a GOOD corndog? I mean the REAL ones, not the mini stick-less ones. Real corndogs have a stick in 'em bitch. But as you gnaw upon what you believe is a tasty treat from above, you realize it isn't that good. Hell, you'd rather be eating a cheeseburger. Unless you're a vegetarian, then you're just fucked up. Unless you have a medical condition that forces you to consume plants and nothing else, you're fucked up. Admit it, we all know it. Now I've gone and gotten you all pissed off! Well I'm pretty fucked up for eating a corndog, who the fuck knows what it's composed of. So we're even. But honestly why does one become a vegetarian barring medical reasons? The lives of the animals? WTF do you care about the animals, you're probaly pro war! Now talk about fuckin' hypocrites here. We are an animals, most animals eat animals, so LIVE WITH IT YOU PANSY FUCK. Anyways, today was okay, exams let me live..........I want more corndogs, they sex you up.