Land of Cheap Plastic Shit
I can never proclaim enough how much I enjoy working at The Mart. I mean what's not to like?
REALLY over-weight people wearing skimpy clothing
Horribly stinky people with STANK OF DOOM
People with the IQ of a retarded ant
Incompetent managerial staff <-----a few exceptions
I mean hell, you could probaly make your own list of the terrors even if you don't work there. Now I'm sure some of you people who read this are the 300+ lb people that lumber around in tanktops, shorts, and sandals. I have a few words off advice for you. Die. Actually, that's just one word. Oh and bacon grease does not go in your hair people. Holy hell.
I don't feel well.........
I wish llamas would shop at Wal-Mart.............
That would be nice.............
and I'm done with this..............my head hurts......it's filled with snot.
REALLY over-weight people wearing skimpy clothing
Horribly stinky people with STANK OF DOOM
People with the IQ of a retarded ant
Incompetent managerial staff <-----a few exceptions
I mean hell, you could probaly make your own list of the terrors even if you don't work there. Now I'm sure some of you people who read this are the 300+ lb people that lumber around in tanktops, shorts, and sandals. I have a few words off advice for you. Die. Actually, that's just one word. Oh and bacon grease does not go in your hair people. Holy hell.
I don't feel well.........
I wish llamas would shop at Wal-Mart.............
That would be nice.............
and I'm done with this..............my head hurts......it's filled with snot.
posted by Betty at 11:43 PM
1 comments
1 Comments:
mollay says:
what sucks is that walmart is on the verge of taking over the whole damned country. so if you think about who WORKS and RUNS gay-mart, then you really really really just need to write to your local legistlators who do not support corporate companies. like gay mart.
or we could just host a GayMart Anarchy Day Fest. I would join in. In fact, I would wear orange. (if you know anything about riots, orange is what you wear if you are LOOKING FOR A FIGHT)
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