Cheeseballs Come from Rum

Well boys and girls! Time for a serious, sarcastic, cynical POST! This one, however, will not be like the last one. That one was just for Barney and I's sheer amusement. Well I guess I should start typing!

I just came back from one of my biggest adventures yet! I was stranded 4 hours away from home for about 6 days total! It was a BLAST! No sarcasm there. I was able to spend ample time with "Dickens", whom most of you know nothing about. Though her parents weren't expecting someone as....insane? Yes, insane would be the proper word, as I to be the one dating their lovely daughter. However due to the unusual circumstances of which our relationship arose, I don't quite know what they were expecting. However, for the first time I tired my very-wery bestest-westest to be good. For the most part, I was........around them. She's hot and my girlfriend I don't need to explain myself. So I recognize that I am first and foremost full of shit and I tried being honest with her parents sharing true stories without any "padding" and such to gain their trust. That didn't work too well, I had to turn the bullshit meter to max, amzing how honesty got me no-where and booshit got me a lesson on working the special grill. AMAZING! Though they thought I was staying in Barney's dorm though in the end her mom knew otherwise. I was in all actuallity staying with Barney's girlfriend and her roommate. I love the floor! Actually I had a blast with those two.

So anyways onto other things, I'm tired so I'll post more details tomorrow. I don't think I'll join the AirForce at this point. I still want to, but I don't want to give my mom a heart attack with effin' WWIII going on. So I'm going to respect her wishes. SeanMac, gimme a call. Rossville digits + 2291 is my number. Tomorrow I post more, I'm just too tired. Bitchtits gets married tomorrow and that's fucked up.



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