Rollercoasters and Periods
So in 3 days I'm going camping with my bestfriend, my girlfriend, and her twin sister. This is where you, the reader, go 'YAY!'. Anyways, my girlfriend is the only one who thinks we're still going camping at the dunes, which, we are now not. Instead I came up with the bright idea to camp on one of the islands on Lake Eerie and go to Cedar Point, once again 'YAY!'. Everyone but my girlfriend, who from here on out will be known as "George", knows this. ANd yes, she is a girl and she is very goodlooking. Not that you believe me, unless you know me, and then you still might not agree, then I kick your ass while eating cheese slices. Anyways, George has never been on big rollercoasters, and here I am suprising her by taking her to the rollercoaster capital of the world. This seems to bring a feeling of apprehension to my feeble little mind. CUz if she doesn't end up liking the coasters, I'm fucked like a tiawanese whore without stds. However, if she likes them, then I did good.......it's like Russian Roullete....but with P.M.S.

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